Once upon a time there was a Dragon. The dragon had it all, a hoard of points, cubes, badges and friends yet he was an unhappy dragon. He was unhappy because the merger was after him and he had not a trusty, sharpened scythe.
Then the Dragon found a scythe and reaped the merger, with the merger gone and his scythe found, the Dragon was happy
And since the Dragon was happy he went for a swim in the sea.